Thursday, March 6, 2014

Kemal: Where are you?

Could the rumors possibly be true that you were skipping my grammar class IN ORDER TO PRACTICE your grammar for the TOEFL? If so, it's quite the paradox! Most students skip grammar class IN ORDER TO MISS grammar, not IN ORDER TO STUDY grammar.

Kemal, if I have offended you with my powerpoints, I apologize. Please come back to class! Everybody else has begun to ask questions because you're not here, and now, instead of HAVING TO ANSWER only you, I have TO ANSWER 10 people. Even Chi is asking questions to make up for the gap made by your absence! You can only imagine how exhausted I am by the time my first class ends.

In the words of your classmate Leni, come back PLEASE. PLEASE come back. Come PLEASE back. I feel so bad that you are learning grammar all by yourself when you paid to be taught by a professional teacher.

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  1. lol I can't stop to laughing about the paradox!!! Kemal I miss you even when we aren't in the same class anymore!

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  2. Honestly, I just wanted to reveal my classmates' potential about asking question for which they were using me before. Chi I am very glad for you, but you have to practice much more to reach my level. :)
    Leni, you generally do not use the word PLEASE, so I'm sure you were sincere while saying PLEASE. :)

    Holly, thank you very much for this fun.

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  3. Of course I was quite sincere by saying, "PLEASE come back..." ahahahah
    Welcome back our King Kamal... Don't leave your kingdom again PLEASE... :D

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    1. It looks like he left again... probably on "official business" of the king!

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